SPM Results

Gotcha! Nope, I have no idea on when the results will be out. I don't care to know either. :P

I've shared this before in 2008, having the last laugh before receiving my 2007 SPM Results. LOL. 

To all 2011 SPM Candidates, all the best! Oh yes, this year shows a similarity with the year 2008, the year  we received the SPM results, also the year where the General Election took place. I have a strong conviction that the next election will take place this year (duh-uh!), most probably after you received your SPM results. :P

EDIT: SPM Results will be out on 22nd of March 2012

When is the SPM results? What the Experts had to say...

Kindergarten teacher:I dunno

Aristotle: It is the nature of spm result come out in uncertain date

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

Richard M. Nixon: The result is not out yet. I repeat, the result is NOT out yet.

Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone want spm result? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this result doing out here, around all over the place anyway?"

Bill Gates: I have just released the new SPM Results Office 2000, which will not only tell the result, but will give result, file your result, and balance your result. Get the Genuine results.

Tun Dr M: You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' SPM-SPM bisnes...the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our SPM results alone.. If they want to... 'apa nama' to be out and announced, they should be allowed to ... Malaysia is a democratic country; we let our SPM results come out whenever they want to... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the
government...and if they plan to do so... we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

Pak Lah: Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar -khabar angin ini semua... biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan keputusan kita semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...

Sammy Vellu: Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu result musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan supayaaa, die boleh keluar, lagi pun kalu itu result mau kluar jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........

Karam Singh Walia: Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan keputusan itu belum keluar. Mereka bukan belum keluar, malah membuang masa kita kerana terlalu bosan, kita on9 selalu menyebabkan pembaziran elektrik dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya ini. Result SPM haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk keluar dgn lebih cepat dan lebih byk A1, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Keputusan SPM di keluarkan; Calon di rumah mati ke-cuak-an.

Colonel Sanders: WTF??

Bill Clinton: I've had so many results, I can't remember...

Wan Kamarudin (edisi siasat ntv7): Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, keputusan tak keluar, calon-calon asyik menganga saje.

Zainal Ariffin Ismail ( Misteri Nusantara): Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat melihat keputusan SPM keluar di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan keputusan ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga mengaitkannya dengan peristiwa silam

On a final note, at your tender age of 17-18, it's only natural to feel that SPM means the world to you, that getting undesirable results equals the end of the world. Trust me, once you've reached my age (I'm 22 this year), you'll realize that SPM is a bunch of craps anyway. The results? They are all alphabets. HAHA.

But yelah, you can't deny that SPM is important. More on this later (I guess). 

May Peace be Upon You!